Err all my documents disappeared off my computer while I was trying to upload my videos. Some of the documents included my blog entries about school in Bhutan. It's taking time to rewrite my lovely first days of school here, but I'm trying to connect with an IT in the U.S. to help me retrieve them and also to get my videos uploaded. I learned my lesson: back docs up daily! In the meantime I wrote this for fun.
An Acrobatic RAT!
Exhaustion had finally creped upon me, urging me to go to
sleep early for just one night. I
couldn’t fight it anymore and decided to get ready for bed. There I was brushing my teeth in the
bathroom mirror thinking about how tired I was when I felt something touch my
foot. “Oh great, not another ghost
incident,” was my immediate thought.
I looked down expecting to see nothing since ghosts are usually
invisiable, but to my surprise I saw a huge, brown, matted ball. I had to strain my eyes a few seconds
before it moved and I realized it was a wild, rabies looking rat. This rat was so fat it could have been
pregnant with octuplets.
However, I feel that it has male energy so maybe it’s just obese. It had a long nasty tail, a fierce triangle
noise, and I discovered it was a special type of rat: an acrobatic rat.
As soon as I realized that I was face to face with an enormous
rat for the first time in my life, I did this weird galloping jump and my toothbrush went flying into the
air. At the same time a huge
uncontrollable scream came out of my mouth along with all the toothpaste that I
had accumulated while brushing. I was actually choking at this point, but my gargled
screams were still making its way out through my thick mouthful of toothpaste. This scared the rat and he jumped a few
feet high too while doing some olympic summer saws. He was so springy that he would leap into the air doing these
amazing triple backward flips that caused him to fly into my legs, which would
make me jump even higher and shreek louder. It was quite a dance we were doing. I was scared of him and he was scared of
me. I jumped, he jumped. I screamed, he squilled. The funny thing was that we were both too
startled to run and we kept jumping around. After what seemed like an eternity of awkward dancing, he ran into a corner and I ran as fast as I could to the kitchen all while choking on toothpaste.
In the kitchen, I stood there shaking and my heart was
pounding. I was hoping that one of
my neighbors would have heard me screaming and would soon come to rescue
me. Unfortunately, no one heard me. I started to laugh at myself because I
thought that if they did come, I would look like a “toothpaste vampire” panting
with toothpaste dribbling down my mouth and off my chin.
Finally, I had calmed down and was thinking, “How in the
world was I going to go back in the bathroom with a jumping rat in there?” Then just when I started to talk myself
into believing that it was a cute little mouse that was terribly scared of me,
the dang fat rat ran into the kitchen, had one look at me and we started round
two dancing. After a minute of
further jumping and screaming, he ran into the corner near the door. Now I sat perched up on the cement counter
pleading with the rat to go away.
I begged, “Please go away, plleeeaaassssee…”
Either he understands English or hates my whining because he
started to inch his way out of the kitchen and paused in the hallway looking at
which way was his best option. I
yelled, “Nooo, not the living room,” which leads to my bedroom and there was no
way I wanted to share my room with the world’s only Olympic rat. I yelled, “Go right, in the empty spare
bedroom, you can have it, I will never go in there again, please take it, just
don’t go in my bedroom, oh pretty please with cheese on top.”
I swear to you, this rat looked back at me with a devilish
grin and ran straight into the living room under the door curtain so that I had
no idea where he made his way to, such as my bedroom. I sank with a heavy sigh knowing that he probably ran into
my room and that we would be dancing all night. I went back into the bathroom with a broom just incase he
wanted to come back for round three and I could use the broom to shew him off. I looked at myself in the mirror and
sure enough my face was covered in minty toothpaste including strands of my
hair that were now glued to my face with toothpaste. Then I angrily found my toothbrush in
the squatter toilet. I had no
energy to hunt down a rat.
All the way to my bedroom, I loudly tapped the broom on the
ground in hopes that he would hear me coming and find a place to
hide to end the square dancing.
With my protection broom I looked under my bed from across the room, hoping that I could shew him out, shut my door and sleep in
peace. However, he was nowhere in sight.
Of course I wasn’t brave enough to look behind the dresser. I climbed into bed wondering if he would do his acrobatic jump onto my pillow to kiss me
goodnight, I mean nibble my face off.
In the middle of the night, I could hear him rumbling behind
my dresser several times. Every
little noise caused me to jump, even a moth scared the crap out of me because I
thought it was him flying into the room.
After all, he is an acrobatic rat.
Needless to say, I didn’t get much sleep and I am now beyond exhaustion.
Also, getting up in the middle of
the night to pee was the worst. I
prayed that he wouldn’t tap my foot again to say hello and jump on my legs for
a midnight snack. I took my broom
with me tapping all the way. I had
the same routine in the morning.
The next day after school, I told the other teachers about the gigantic rat
being bigger than a kitten and about its record breaking jumping abilities, but
no one seemed to believe this and they all laughed. I asked them to come over to catch it, set it free in the
forest, and to plug up its entryway into my house. This is were the conversation got really interesting and I
had to ask them to re-explain it to me several times because it had me in
bewilderment.
Revengeful Bhutanese Rats!
First, they all told me to leave it alone. It was no big deal! They explained that if I was mean to
the rat, I would make it angry and that’s where my problems would begin. What problems? They warned me that rats have feelings
just like humans, so if they get mad at you, they might come back with their
friends when you’re not home to destroy your possessions. They will eat your favorite clothes,
ruin your electronic cords, put holes in your rugs, poop everywhere, and so on. Revengeful
Bhutanese Rats! I’ve never
heard of rats doing “pay backs” on people. I started to worry if I pissed off the rat by screaming in
its face. I wondered if the rat
was in my house at that very moment tearing up my most prized possession in an
attempt to pay back this frighten American who cried, “RAT!”
My Bhutanese friends gave me a solution. They suggested that I give it a name
and whenever I see it, I should call it by the name, talk nicely to it or just
ignore it. Some of my coworkers
leave crackers out for their “house rats” so that the rats leave their
vegetables and clothes alone. One
of my friends said that she scattered tons of rice on the floor for them when
she went away for several weeks and asked the rats to take care of her place while
she was gone. When she came back,
she discovered that they had a huge party by the amount of rat droppings they
left, but they didn’t destroy her stuff.
Keeping the rats happy by bribing them is a solution instead of
killing them. Most Bhutanese
people practice the Buddhist philosophy of living a compassionate life and not
harming living things. It’s a sin
to kill a rat or any living creature.
Therefore, just like with the stray dogs, they live with the mice/rats in
peace. I haven't seen any places that sell rattraps or rat poisons to kill rats
like we have in America.
It’s not uncommon to be sitting in a home in Bhutan and see
a mouse scurry by and no one freaks out.
In America, if a woman see’s a mouse in her home, she might scream like
she’s being murdered and head to the nearest store for mouse traps. I also know some American men that
would also scream like a girl if they saw a rat. In fact, I’ve seen some hysterical videos on “America’s
Funniest Videos” of people screaming their heads off seeing a rat in their
home. I don’t know what it is
about these little creatures that can scare a person. Lately, I have been thinking about what caused me to act the
way I did in the bathroom with Templeton (my rat’s new name from Charlotte's Web) and why I had been
tapping my broom around like a crazy person. I’ve come to conclude that for the most part American’s
view of mice/rats is different from Bhutanese views of rats. I was taught that a rat is a nuisance, dirty, disease-carrying
rodent and should be exterminated if it moves in your home. This belief is filed
somewhere in my brain. Therefore, when I see a rat, the file magically appears and
the chaos begins. Although this is
what I have been brainwashed to believe for three decades, in my heart I don’t
want to kill the rat and I think that the Buddhist philosophies are more in line
with my values.
Now at the age of 29, I’m living in Bhutan and I’m trying to
reprogram my beliefs about mice/rats to adopt a more Buddhist approach, which I
love. I’m telling myself not to be
scared of them, if they come in for a visit just ignore them and don’t scream or run around in fear. Instead I will say, “Hello pretty Timpleton” (remember I named the dang
rat) and I'll remember whatever I do DON’T PISS OFF
THE RATS. However, I will not
feed them because I don’t want them to keep coming back and then get all
revengeful on me the day I forget to feed them tea and crackers. I don’t have a lot of stuff here, so
it’s easy to keep my place clutter free and I have no goodies for them to eat
(it’s all locked in my fridge including spices and all my clothes are out of
reach). So I’m hoping they won’t
have any reason to come other than to say hello.
If It Bites You, Its
Good Luck
Later on that day, my friend confessed to me that last year
she trapped a bag of rats from her home and dropped them off on my side of the
river because they won’t cross the cold water to get back to her house. She thinks that my fat rat is one of
hers and I’m thinking about catching him to give him back to her as an early
Christmas gift. Ha-ha. I think that she felt guilty or sorry
for me because she was the only one who helped me find out how the rat got
in. We checked everywhere, but we couldn’t
find any rat holes and my bathroom drain has a tight mesh over it. Finally, she gave me the worst news
about the rat’s entryway, which was through my front door. The good news was it also left through
the front door. Yes, there is a
huge gap under my door for creatures to squeeze through, such as snakes and
mice. It’s like my front door is a
24-7 open invitation for any critter to come in. I’m not quite sure how I am going to fix it, but it’s on the
top of my list. As I pouted about
the front door, my friend tried to make me feel better and told me that if the
rat bit me above my waist, it means that I would have good luck. On the other hand, if it bit me below
the waist, then I would have bad luck.
Holy moly, I don’t want it to bite me anywhere, even if it will bring me
good luck.
Fortunately, I haven’t seen the rat again and I don’t hear
him scurrying around my house at night.
I’m hoping that my “toothpaste vampire look” or the weird dancing scared
him off for good and he won’t come back with a gang of friends to “pay me back”
in any way. My new Buddhist attitude
is starting to kick in slowly and I no longer peek from room to room with a
broom for unnecessary security. Ok,
maybe sometimes I take the broom with me when I take a bath in my red
tub, just in case it gets thirsty or frisky. However, I know that the real test on my new Buddhist ways will
come when we meet face to face again.
I will keep everyone posted because I’ve been told that having mice/rats
in my home is unenviable. It’s only a matter of time before I might dance
again with Templeton, the acrobatic rat.
Sigh!